Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Daily Goat Attack


Anything that comes in a bag is goat crack. This includes, but is not exclusive to: chicken layer, scratch, burn pellets, stall pellets, chicken starter, hog feed and  horse grain.

Bags of things are primarily kept in the red shed. Goats know this. Goats are naughty. 

Every day we feed the animals we have to use a bag of food. This creates a psychotic herd of needy goats jumping on you and trying very hard to knock the bag out of your hands. They succeed about 50% of the time. You will walk away cursing with your clean clothes soiled in several varieties of poop mixed with mud.

I outsmarted the goat swarm today.

Score one for the human.

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